Now that you’ve clicked on the link, hoping for some
gore story or a detailed account of a disaster of some kind, I can tell you
this was not as awful as it could have been.
Last Sunday was Meije’s three month-“birthday”. Since it
also happened to be 30°C with clear sky, it seemed like the perfect Sunday to
do our first “real” mountain hike as a family of four. This is what we see from
our house…
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| The Parmelan behind our house |
This also happens to be the mountain Martin and I
often used to run up to on those pre-Meije Saturday mornings where The-girl-who-help-us-staying-sane(-and-fit),
namely Elodie the baby-sitter, came to look after Malo, and where we’re hoping
dying to get back for weekend trail runs very soon. This seemed like two perfect
reasons to choose the Parmelan as the destination for our first family-of-four
hike.
It did not start well.
Since we had attempted to do that same hike last
weekend only to bail out when we realised it had taken us so long to get ready
that it was time for lunch, we got more organised this time, packing as much as
we can on Saturday night. That’s when problems actually started. You know you
can forget about light, alpine-style ascents when equipped with a toddler and a
baby. But alpine-style notwithstanding, how are you still supposed to pack
everything you need when one parent will be carrying kid n°1 in a backpack, the
other will be carrying kid n°2 in a sling, and there none of you can therefore carry
any proper backpack? And thank God for inventing breastfeeding because at least
I did not have to think about packing a baby bottle, a container with solution
milk, water to transform said solution milk in something edible by a 3-month
old, extra milk in case she is unexpectedly hungry again, therefore extra
water, etc, etc… So, despite our Saturday night pre-packing, and despite Malo’s
help in trying for a reasonably early start by waking up at 6.15am, it was not
so early when we finally had managed to fit nappies, pads, spare clothes,
wind-proof jackets, water and food-but-only-for-Malo-because-there-is-not-enough-space-to-take-fod-for-everybody.
Finally we set of. By car, because it will still be a while before we can do
with the kids the 1100m climb that is involved if leaving from the house, and
we therefore had chosen to start from a hut half way up.
And that’s where problems carried on. Because Parmelan
being one of the mountains overlooking Annecy and parking space being available half-way up, it (unfortunately)
attracts a big crowd on sunny summer days, even the
usually-does-not-do-sports-unless-one-counts-watching-soccer-in-front-of-TV-as-a-sport
crowd. That means we found ourselves, 10
minutes after leaving home, stuck behind a massive SUV on the steep and narrow dirt
road leading to the hut, said SUV being itself stuck because of two extra long rows
of cars parked on both sides of the dirt road, preventing it to move further.
Had we been able to do a U-turn at that point, I think we would have driven
back home. But, as you’ll guess from what I said above, U-turns were not an
option. So we’ll try and be patient
(some of us managing better than others) and not bitch against fat couch potatoes
with big SUVs (some of us not managing that part at all), and by the time we
managed to park, it was 11am, hence the perfect time to start a hike with a
small child and a baby, no shade and 30°C.
In the end, it was all worth it.
We saw cows with their bells “singing” (Malo). Cows
are very big, literally and figuratively, for Malo, these days.
We passed by disabled people being carried by
volunteers on plastic chairs fixed on wooden stretchers, so that they could
hike to the top, which made us say we should also try and help next year,
because everybody (bar fat coach potatoes with SUVs) should have the right to experience
the magic of the mountains.
We saw our house from the top, or rather, Martin and I
saw it and Malo, being a good sport, pretended he did because his poor parents
clearly thought that was a very big deal indeed.
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| Our house is at the right of my belly (and 1100m below) ... but you'll have to take my word for it. |
We also saw trail runners. One of them, thin as a
stick and wearing plain, grey-ish running gear which had seen better days, was
running up effortlessly. Others wore spotless bright trail running shoes
(which, given how much rain we had lately can only mean they were brand new)
and shinny t-shirts with the latest [fill whatever you want here: as long as it
sounds very complicated and does not mean anything, it will do] technology. We
could not say how fast these ones could be, since they were walking. One thing we
could say though is that we know in which category we see ourselves. Call us
running snobs if you wish, it is still better than being a Salomon walking ad.
Malo was super excited about being here, on the
mountain he can watch every day from the house or from the car coming back from
day care, and whose name I made sure he knows perfectly already. He walked (not
all the way though!) like a real trooper, climbed every rock who happened to be
on his way, and a good deal of the others, and fell asleep in the backpack on
the way back seconds after having said he was not tired and did not want to
take a nap when we would get home.
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| A big and a little M... |
Meije slept the whole way, waking up on top only to be
fed and survived nappy changing in the cold mountain wind. Some people were
clearly worried she might get oxygen deprived, but seeing the colour of her
cheeks when we got back to the hut, I think there just worried too much - and I
mean, we’re respectable parents who took their girl to 1800m-Parmelan, not
(yet) to Mount Everest.
Martin stopped complaining (at least for that day)
about not doing enough exercise since he seemed to have found carrying
15kgs-Malo in the 2.5kgs back-pack (with additional 2l-hence-2kg of water on
the way up) for a bit chunk of our 4 hour hike of our hike rather challenging
was on the quads.
As for me, I got it all: a nice day out, the three
loves of my life with me, my first proper hike since Meije’s birth. And a
migraine on a way back. That must have been at the thought of the fat coach
potato with a SUV.
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| ... and my two little Ms! |
